I Am Boris The Bear

My name is Dan. Sporadic. Christian, Egalitarian. Musicist, Historiser, bohemian. I'm a bear. Meaow.

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

The great thing about human beings is not only that we invent stuff that’s new and better… but even stuff that works perfectly well - we can’t leave well enough alone.

A short clip from Douglas Adams’s TED Talk - Parrots, the Universe and Everything in which he responds to the question of what he has against digital watches.

(via interstellarclaire)

…and there emerged from the car a pair of the sort of legs which sound-track editors are unable to see without needing to slap a smoky saxophone solo all over, for reasons which no one besides sound-track editors has ever been able to understand.

The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, Douglas Adams (p. 115)

(Source: interstellarclaire)

klingonrealitytelevision:

"Well it’s an opinion so it can’t be wrong.”

Okay we are not 5 anymore, opinions can be wrong, your parents lied to you, your teachers lied to you. Not every comment you have will be valid, not everything you say needs to be heard. 

And opinions can be and have been wrong. 

But if you wanna hold that idea then it’s my OPINION that you’re a loser my opinion is right and valid, ur a loser now. Suck it loser. 

(via sex-drugs-andtroll2)

"Well, then you better look over your shoulder every day for the rest of your natural born life."

(Source: ittybittymickeys, via -specter)

thenaebyrd777:

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

this is so important to me

(via narellemanagesmischief)